The toilet doesn't insist on cuddling after you drop your load in it.
Vultures attack first, when you are dead.
Better reflexes.
Both leave you waiting for the drop.
Everywhere.
Because those men already have boyfriends.
You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Stick a plunger in the toilet
Leave a plunger in the toilet
For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.
Baby's because you can use a pitchfork
Because it cantaloupe.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
