What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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What program do Jedi use to PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's red and white and screams when you shake it?

A skinned baby in a bag of salt.

What's the difference between an M&amp?

M and a tiny mute in your tuna sandwich screaming for help? One melts in your mouth, one mouths in your melt.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's the difference between a retard and a baby?

The baby has a soul.

What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

I cry when I chop an onion.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What is the difference between my girlfriend and a washing machine?

After I dump my load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around.

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a blonde?

You can only fit three fingers inside a bowling ball!

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals