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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What does Snoop Dogg say to his baby?

Kushie kushie koo

Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What's the difference between your sister and a washing machine?

A washing machine only takes one load at a time.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

Which is faster to unload, a truckload of bricks or a truckload of dead kittens?

Dead kittens. Can't get a pitchfork into the bricks.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

What is a chemist's favorite brand of shoes?

Vans of der Waals

Why does my van have windows?

I want to make my victims feel like they have a chance.