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What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why is Oliver North like Kraang?

They both love using the shredder.

What keyboard layout does Miley Cyrus use?

TWERQY.

Scream Jokes More Scream Jokes

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

What's cold and scary?

I-scream!

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's pink and red and can't turn round in a corridor?

A baby with a javellin through its head.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Bowling Ball Jokes More Bowling Ball Jokes

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

What is the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl?

You can only fit 3 fingers in a bowling ball

Pitchfork Jokes More Pitchfork Jokes

What is easier to load your van with bowling balls or screaming baby's?

Baby's because you can use a pitchfork

What's easier to load into a garbage truck? Bowling balls or babies?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Van Jokes More Van Jokes

How do spiders drive a van?

10 on top 10 below Where would you like to go Get in. Get in the Spider Van.

Whats your favorite pickup line?

Mine is: I'll give you candy if you get in the van