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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Oh god, a caucus!" cuz he has a new england accent

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What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."

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Helen Keller's face after she tries to use a fork.

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What travels down an alley and has holes in it?

A bowling ball. Or Bruce Wayne's parents.

What do you find in an alley that has holes in it?

M-my parents " "No! A bowling ball! I'm so sorry..."