Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

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One Jokes More One Jokes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

What's the difference between Oscar the grouch and a grouch at the Oscars?

Ones green and the other is black

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Who could it be?

There's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?

Ur Jokes More Ur Jokes

What is in common between a napkin and a person?

If you sleep with a person, he/she is ur nap-kin.

How do I know ur not a cop?

If I was a cop would I do this " *Starts break dancing* That's not as much proof as you think it is

Flag Jokes More Flag Jokes

Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

Why is the Camel so hard to see in the desert?

Because it's Camel-flaged...