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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

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What's the difference between a magic show and a brothel?

Ones a cunning array of stunts...

How do you pick Dolly Parton's Kids out of a crowd?

They're the ones with stretch marks around their lips.

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What did the hippy who has been crashing on your couch for the last 2 weeks say when you asked him to leave?

Am I supposed to say the answer or let y'all guess for a bit!

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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Why y'all checkin' me?

Ur the ones with a pot leaf on your flag!!

What's the best thing about dating a homeless woman?

When ur done, u can drop her off anywhere.

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What does it mean when you see a flag flying at half-mast outside of a mostly white high school?

They're hiring.

What's the best thing about Switzerland?

I don't know, but their flag is a huge plus.