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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you say when a woman falls off a boat?

Full speed ahead!

What is the difference between a man and a woman?

Wo

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What do the Golden State Warriors do when they're not playing basketball?

They watch moving picktures.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why was Ke$ha arrested?

TiK ToK On The Clock

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

What do you call something that only 9 or 11 can fix?

An untenable situation

How many SJW's does it take to fix a lightbulb?

100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

What do you call a Chinese baby in the oven?

A 2nd born.