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How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women like roses?

Because they are pretty and hurt you.

What did the woman say while she was having a baby?

This could use some salt.

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What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

Why couldn't the orphan watch the movie?

Because it was PG

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Fix Jokes More Fix Jokes

Why did the man use deodorant to fix a broken window?

He read that it was an invisible solid.

Which actress would you like to get stuck in an elevator with?

Me: One who knows how to fix elevators.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

How do you fix a womans watch?

You dont. There is a clock on the oven.

Why your oven doesn't attend an university?

It already has at least hundred degrees