You dont. There is a clock on the oven.
Woman: a bottle of wine and cab fare
I let women know that i have a jacuzzi
Pittsburg Steelers
Watching his wife and children die before his eyes.
A waist of time.
He went back four seconds.
Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST
Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.
Vegetable soup. I apologise to those offended by my terrible joke. Have another Whats the hardest part of cooking a vegetable? Getting the wheelchair into the oven
They were too GUI.
