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Why do they call me an oven?

Because when I get turned on things get really hot

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Why did the elephant turn around in the airport and go home?

He forgot to pack his trunk.

Why did the fan blow itself?

Because it was turned on!

Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

Why was the monster standing on his head?

He was turning things over in his mind.

Oven Jokes More Oven Jokes

Why did the computer programmer put his brownies back in the oven?

They were too GUI.

What do you get when you put a live rabbit in the oven?

A hot cross bun.