What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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What's the first thing you do when attacked by a gang of clowns?

Go straight for the juggler.

What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

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How many questions did the politician answer?

9/11

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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What do you call a person that ran away but changed their minds?

Canteloupe

What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?

One minds the train the other trains the mind.

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What if my knees start to hurt?

Me to instructor: See what I'm up against

What's in the middle of girls' legs?

Their knee.

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What's at the centre of No Man's Sky universe?

A refund. credit to (saw it on another post as comment, thought it deserved own post)

What did one Redditer say to another?

Doesn't matter, the real joke is in the comments.

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Why were 9/11 victims the fastest readers?

They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.

Who were the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims. Went through 87 stories in 10 seconds flat.