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What was the first thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 victims?

Their knees! Please comment "No"

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Thing Jokes More Thing Jokes

What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age?

"Today children we will learn our ABC's"

What's the last thing you hear before a pubic hair falls to the ground?

Spits*

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

Whats ur emergency?

OMG my neighbours cat is stuck on the roof-" 911: Ma'am, this is an emergency only service- "-of my sons mouth."

Why was 10 traumatized?

Because it was in the middle of 9/11

Mind Jokes More Mind Jokes

Why does Daenerys Targaryen listen to Hoagy Carmichael?

Because she's got Jorah on Her Mind.

What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

Knee Jokes More Knee Jokes

Why are black people so good at jumping?

As developing children their knee grows.

Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

Comment Jokes More Comment Jokes

How many redditors does it take to make a good joke?

Three. One to post it, the second to post a better punchline in the comments, and the third to complain that it's a repost.

How many people does it take to tell a joke on reddit?

Two. One to post the joke and one to post a better punchline in the comments.

911 Victim Jokes More 911 Victim Jokes

Who are the world's fastest readers?

The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry

Why are 9/11 victims the best readers?

They can go through 94 stories in seconds!