Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

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How do I raise my kids?

Simple, I grab them under their arm pits, bend at the knees and stand up, how else would you do it

Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a Disney movie?

Disney movies can still touch little kids.

What do Intel, Google, Uber, eBay, McDonalds, Budweiser, AT&T, Oracle, Disney, Boeing, IBM and Apple have in common?

Immigrants

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Which knee?

Mickey: Disney

What do you here when Mickey and Minnie are doing it?

Squeak, Squeak, Squeak