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What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you call a witch that stays out all night?

A fresh air freak.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

Why did the prisoners switch to liquid soap in the shower?

Because it's harder to pick up.

Why did France really surrender to Germany?

Just thought of this earlier in the shower... Had gas ever since.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What do you call a horse that's thinking of home?

Mentally in-stable.

Favorite Jokes More Favorite Jokes

What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing?

Neverland Ranch.