What's your favorite part about being a stay-at-home mom?

Me: Showering is optional Her: HAHAHA, be serious. Me: Ok, no drug tests.

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

What do you call a stay at home dad?

Unemployed.

Shower Jokes More Shower Jokes

What is the best part about showering with a 14 year old girl?

If you slick her hair back just right, she looks nine!

What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

Home Jokes More Home Jokes

What does a French beaver call her home?

Madame

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What is cookie monsters favorite war?

Vietnom nom nom nom

Whats Darth Vaders favorite alchohol?

Darth Jaeger