How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

What's a man?

Dad: A man is who loves unconditionally, cares about you and protects you. Kid: When i grow up, I'll be a man like mom

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Why did Kesha switch "$" back to an "s"?

Because she no longer has a dollar to her name.

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

Why did the football player tackle the phone booth?

To get his quarter back!

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.