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How is your mom just like a laundromat?

For a dollar in quarters she will take my load.

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

What did the guy with bad internet get?

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What's easier to load into a garbage truck, babies or bowling balls?

Babies, because you can use a pitchfork.

Dollar Jokes More Dollar Jokes

What's the relationship between the pound, the dollar, and the ruble?

A pound of rubles is worth one dollar.

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Quarter Jokes More Quarter Jokes

What is McDonald's demolition service called?

Quarter pounder.

Why did the football coach go to Aldi?

To get his quarter back!

Laundromat Jokes More Laundromat Jokes

How is Wolverine's love life similar to a mishap at the laundromat?

Someone else goes home with their Jeans.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.