What's the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load into the washing machine it doesn't follow me around

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What's the difference between a refugee and a terrorist?

I don't know. I just build the fence.

What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

How do you make one girl disappear?

Just add a G and now she's gone.

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Why was the web server down?

Mary Jane dumped him.

How did Jared lose 40lbs?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How do you find the PC user in the coffee shop?

Follow the power cord.

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.

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What does Brock Lesnar do if a website isn't loading?

He gives it an F5

What is the difference between a girl and a washer?

The washer doesn't follow you around after you put a load in it.

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What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head?

Sister-Matic

What's the difference between a blond and a washing machine?

When you drop a load into a washing machine it doesn't follow you around for a week.