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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between sin and shame?

It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

Why couldn't the Mexican work a wrench?

I don't know. Torqu?

What secret society do strippers work for?

The Illuminaughty.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What do they call Counter-Strike in the Middle East?

Tuesday.