What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my virginity and the Apple Airphones?

Losing my virginity wouldn't cost me as much.

What's the difference between the Rockettes and a troop of acrobats?

One is a cunning array of stunts.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What did Shrek say when the waiter dropped off his food at the German Restaurant?

Donkey!" (Danke) You gotta say it with the shrek accent to work.

Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?

Secretary: My lawyer.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What do they call the Hunger Games in Africa?

Tuesday.

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper