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What's the difference between GTA V Online and a non-essential government employee?

Nothing neither one has been working since Tuesday...

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a lawnmower and a bagpipe?

A. You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors are upset if you borrow the lawnmower and don't return it.

What's the difference between my daughter and my driveway?

I don't want to plow my driveway

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

How do diapers work?

Hnng. Aaaaaaaah. Like that. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the corn maze go back to school?

It was tired of working in a dead end field.

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

What did the Los Angeles Lakers finish on Tuesday?

Kim Kardashian's face.

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday