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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

Whats the difference between reddit and hell?

Hell bad people

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What do you call a dog with a stain on his fur?

Spot. What do you call a dog who lays on a golf course Ruff. What do you call a dog who just got run over Rhody.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

What is Klaus Teuber's (designer of Settlers of Catan) favorite TV show?

Brick and Orety

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What do a washing machine and a one night stand have in common?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around for a week after you put a load in it..

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.