What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

What's the difference between a Porsche and a Skoda?

Paul Walker wouldn't be seen dead in a Skoda.

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What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

What's the difference between you and a brick?

Bricks can get laid.

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What do a load of bricks and a 300 lb woman have in common?

At some point they'll both be laid by a Mexican.

How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

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What's the difference between a woman and a laundry machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around after

Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.