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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a fly and a bird?

A bird can fly but a fly can't bird.

What's the difference between america and a yoghurt?

A yoghurt develops a culture After sitting there for 100 years.

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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

What's the difference between an egg and a redditor?

An egg gets laid

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

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What is the opposite of paranoia?

Thinking you are following someone.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure