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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a guy who has a new Mercedes and a guy who has an old Mercedes?

The guy who has a new Mercedes is rich. The guy who has an old Mercedes has been rich for a longer time.

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

What does a man and a linoleum floor have in common?

If you lay 'em right, you can walk on them for 20 years.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

How many bricks do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.

What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

Who him?

Oh that's just jimmy, I pay him to follow me around and inter- *saxophone solo* INTERRUPT MY SENTENCES WITH SAXOPHONE SOLOS.

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.