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What is the difference between a brick and a blonde?

If you lay a brick it doesn't follow you home.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a dollar and a ruble?

A dollar.

What's the difference between an Ethiopian elevator sign and an British elevator sign?

British sign says " Maximum 6 People/500kg" Ethiopian sign says "Maximum 500 People/6kg"

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What do you call it when a soldier gets laid?

Tactical Insertion.* What do you call it when a COD player gets laid *Lies.*

What's the difference between me and an egg?

An egg gets laid.

Brick Jokes More Brick Jokes

What did one brick say to the other?

Guess who's gettin' laid tomorrow!

What's the difference between a Redditor and a brick?

The brick will eventually get laid.

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Why did the dyslexic, Russian astronomer hate the revolution?

He was following the Tsar.

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.