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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger

What's the difference between me and a pile of bricks?

The bricks will get laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why do people walk by and say "Hi, how are you?

But they don't stop long enough for you to reply!

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car?

Time to get a new car.

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life?

Third grade.

How many seconds are in a year?

12. January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd.... etc

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women want?

She has been talking nonstop for the last two days.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.