What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

How can you tell if someone is having a stroke?

There is lotion and used tissues laying around

How do you confuse a polish laborer?

Lay down three shovels and tell him to take his pick.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What did Neil Armstrong do after walking on the moon before Buzz Aldrin did?

Gize.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many men does it take to open a beer?

None, the beer should be open by the time she has brought it to you.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What do recent college graduates and felons have in common?

It takes three to five years before anyone will hire them.

What's a North Korean farmer's favorite time of year?

Breakfast.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why did the woman miss the spaghetti train?

Because it went straight pasta.

Why do women forget if you call them beautiful 100 times but remember if you call them ugly once?

Elephants have good memory

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!