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What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and not legs laying on a porch?

Matt

What's the difference between OP and eggs?

Eggs actually get laid.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal in the quadriplegic (crippled) Olympics?

Walking.

Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more?

Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did the blanket say when he fell off the bed?

Aw sheet! One of my favorite, cheesiest jokes of all time. Thought it would be a good first post to Reddit!

What do children think of the world?

I don't know, this is the first time I've logged onto Reddit, today.

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What gives a gorilla good taste?

Four years in an Ivy League school!

What did you ask to Santa Claus this year?

The other one answers: -Oh fifty dollars, like everybody else, why

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.

Floor Tile Jokes More Floor Tile Jokes

Why are most guys like floor tile?

Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!

What do women and floor tiles have in common?

If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.