Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a jazz guitarist and a rock guitarist?

A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

S Jokes More S Jokes

What was the Mathematician's Favorite Johnny Depp Movie?

S of the Carribean.

Whats the best thing on the menu?

Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What's your favorite movie?

DATE: Girl Interupt- ME: *drops fork* What is it DATE: Girl Interu- ME: *burps* Sorry. Go on. DATE: Fargo

What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

What is the difference between a washing machine and a girl?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

How did Jared lose 30 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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What is a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir/Ma'am, We are cutting your internet connection due to the following reasons:

How do you find Will Smith in the winter time?

Follow the Fresh Prints!

Load Jokes More Load Jokes

Why are glow worms good to carry in your bag?

They can lighten your load!

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

Washing Machine Jokes More Washing Machine Jokes

What's the difference between a laundry machine and a girl?

The washing machine doesn't get upset if I dump a load in it and never call back

What is agitated buy joyful?

A washing machine