What's the first rule for hitting on girls?

Hit them where it won't show.

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How do you compliment a girl with a cold sore?

You tell her that her smile is contagious.

Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

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Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What do you call a country ruled by dank memes?

Kappatalism

What do you call a lawmaker in a society ruled by horses that says one thing but does the opposite?

A hippocratic hypocrite.