How did the captain describe the newborn puppy?

Son-of-a-b***h..!!!

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Son Jokes More Son Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad: I guess through its Beak

What do you call someone who was born in a camper?

A son of a hitch!

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Why do women love chocolate?

Because it's the only time 'rich' and 'dark' are used to describe the same thing.

What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

Captain Jokes More Captain Jokes

When fish play football who is the captain?

The team's kipper!

Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.