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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

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Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

How do you put an elephant in a refrigerator?

Step one: Open the door. Step two: Put the elephant in. Step three: Close the door.

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What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the blond quit his restroom attendant job?

He couldn't figure out how to refill the hand dryer!