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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Why did Jill fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms. Why did she not get back up? Because she had no legs. What did Jill get for Christmas? A bicycle.

How do I feel about your goatee?

I shave every part of my legs except the knees, how do you feel about that

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Why couldn't the chicken fly through the window?

It was closed.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

Why do bananas wear suntan lotion?

Because they peel.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What do you call a blond that dyed her hair brown?

Artificial Intelligence