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Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What would Paul McCartney say after losing both his legs?

Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be.....

Why did the duck stick his leg into a computer?

He wanted to have webbed feet.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What rabbit wears on his back while flying?

Eagle

What the fu.." Me, wearing paper clip necklace - "See?

I knew you'd be mad so I made you one too

Blond Jokes More Blond Jokes

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.