Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

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What's better than winning the Paralympics?

Having legs!

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What happened to the body builder...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

How'd you sleep last night?

Son says: "umm... With my eyes closed " Edit: This actually happened btw. Probably funnier irl.

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What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

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How do you conufuse a blond?

Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope