Why can't women drive?

Because there aren't any roads from the bedroom to the kitchen.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the rabbit cross the road?

Because the chicken had his Easter eggs!

Why didn't the skelton cross the road?

Answer in comments so you can fully appreciate the joke)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A car thief who can't drive!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How many women does it take... to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

How many women does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Only one, but with a perticular FETISH

Kitchen Jokes More Kitchen Jokes

What is woman spelled backwards?

Kitchen

Why did the pig go into the kitchen?

Because he felt like BACON!

Bedroom Jokes More Bedroom Jokes

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

Why can't women ski?

There's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.