How many women does it take... to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

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I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

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How many women does it take... to screw in a lightbulb in a convent?

Nun.

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard