What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What did the egg say at the party?

Omelet

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

When faced with a challenging situation I calmly ask myself "what would the hulk do?

Then I rip my clothes and smash stuff up!

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud

Cafe Jokes More Cafe Jokes

What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What's the difference between Tony Abbott and a coffee machine?

One is a cold heartless machine, used by everyone......And the other is useful with a Cafe. Gnite folks!