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What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

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What's the difference between the government and the Mafia?

One of them is organized.

What's the difference between a communist and a feminist?

The communist wants equality

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Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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Because they got no organs.

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Chickpea

What is the difference between a Garbanzo bean and a Chickpea?

I've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face.

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Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

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Racism has many faces.

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Why was the teacher arrested for writing in permanent marker?

He wrote "1 + 0 = 0" and then spent the rest of the lesson trying to rub one out...

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He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

Garbanzo Bean Jokes More Garbanzo Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo beans and a chickpea?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face before.

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

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Why does the hipster make crappy coffee?

The beans are always under-ground.

Why was Jack scared?

Because Jack was bean stalked

Garbanzo Jokes More Garbanzo Jokes

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo?

I've never had a garbanzo on my face.

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chick pea?

I've never paid a garbanzo to bean on my face.