What did the cannibal say after he ate a woman in the Coliseum?

He's gladiator.

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What do you call a woman who fell off a cliff?

Eileen Dover...

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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Why did jay z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.

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What do you call a smiling Roman with a hair in his teeth?

Gladiator.

What do you call a guy going down on a girl with a smile on his face?

A Gladiator