What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

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What happened to the guy who cooled himself to -273.15 C?

He was 0K.

What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

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Why did the cannibal get banned from the hospital?

He kept trying the doctors patients(patience)

What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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What happened to the man who put his false teeth in backwards?

He ate himself!

When asked which is more important looks or brains?

9 out of 10 zombies said "braaaaiiiiinnnnssss" number 10 ate the researcher.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

How do Catholic church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

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Where do graphic designers go for a drink?

CGI Friday's

Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght?

At a crow bar.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why did religion cross the road?

God is the answer.