What's the definition of "Trust"?

Two cannibals giving each other head

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

How many cannibals does it take to make a sandwich?

Two.

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

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What do the English and Welsh have in common?

Kids are their definition of a good time.

What's the definition of a narrow squeak?

A thin mouse!

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What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

What do you call a chicken staring at a head of lettuce?

Chicken sees-a salad