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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

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How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why did the Zombie baseball pitcher retire?

He threw his arm out.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

What do you get when you cross bears with salmon?

Cannibals.

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Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Why did the fruit leave office?

Because he was imPEACHED! lol. i hate myself.

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What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

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Why do cannibals hate Pentecostals?

Because they're always throwing up their hands.

Why did the chemist join the Pentecostal church?

He wanted to speak in tungsten.