What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What do you call an Asian guy who is a member of ISIS?

RICE-IS

Where do ISIS fighters go to purchase soda and candy?

Allahu snackbar!

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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

What's the worst thing to hear after giving head to Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.

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What's the best part of having Alzheimer's?

You get to meet new people everyday!

What's the best part about marrying a farmer?

You get to grow old together.

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What is the best part of an ISIS joke?

The execution.

What's the best part of an ISIS joke?

The Execution. Hehe...get it? No? Fine I'll be-heading off now.

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What's the most important part of a terrorist joke?

The execution. ()

Why Weren't There Many Jokes in the Dark Ages?

No one could perform the execution well enough.

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What did the scientist say when he found 2 isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe