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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Why can't a blonde dial 911?

Q: Why can't a blonde dial 911? A: She can't find the eleven.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

What's all white and can't fly?

Harrison Ford

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you call man with.. What do you call man with a rucksack on his back and salt and pepper on his head?

A seasoned traveller.

What did the barber say to the Potato?

You've got eyes on the back of your head!