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Why are 9/11 jokes never funny?

Because they always fly over everyone's head.

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What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

How many years before we forget if 9/11 was in '00 or '01?

15 or 16

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What kind of pie can fly?

A Magpie.

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What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.

What is Dracula's girlfriend called when she gives him head?

Down for the count!