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Why did Jay Z cross the road?

Because mr mantis ate my skunk food.

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Why did the Priest cross the road?

Because he crosses everything.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What did the chicken say?

What did they chicken say to his friends after being sent to the hospital after failing to cross the road?. Don't worry ill get over it.

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How did the dinosaur feel after he ate a pillow?

Down in the mouth!

What did the owl say to the squirrel?

Nothing. Because owls don't talk. Then it ate the squirrel, because owls are birds of prey.

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What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before getting married?

Feyonc