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What does Batman say when he goes down on a woman?

To the bat cave!

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What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

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What does Batman's mum shout when it's time for dinner?

Nothing. She's dead.

What's the difference between a black man and Batman?

Batman can go inside a store without Robin