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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Whatcha doing on the PC?

Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What is that white thing in my pork&beans?

The Queen Bean. *Blatantly stolen from Ren & Stimpy

What do you call it when thieves in a metal boat steal your fool's gold?

Iron Pirate

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

Round of 16