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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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What do you call a bird that's afraid of heights?

A chicken

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

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Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

What do Mexicans cut their pizza with?

I asked, "What " He said, "Little Caesars!"

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What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

What is worse than getting a wrong call at 3 AM in the morning?

Getting a right call.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from.

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

Which 3 words will make a Mexican tremble in fear?

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