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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

How do you get your pigs to sleep at night?

No problem. Everyone here goes to bed with the chickens. You must have a very large chicken house.

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

Why did the Mexican school girl get pregnant?

Here teacher said to go home and do her "essay".

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How many Sayians does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But it'll take 3 episodes, and Krillin dies.

What's 72?

69 with 3 people watching!

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Robber ducks!

Why was the pirate fired from the babyGap?

For stealing the booty

3 Word Jokes More 3 Word Jokes

How would you describe yourself in 3 words or less?

Doesn't follow instructions very well.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken