Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
A reptile dysfunction.
I don't know, it's not my side work.
None. That's a hardware problem.
Three. One to do it, one to complain that it has already been done before, and one to repost this joke.
Because she wanted the D. (I dreamed this joke last night. Not bad for a dream joke.)
She swallowed
Ma'am, that's a roll of duct tape I'll take it!