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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

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Where does the Persian air force keep its aircraft?

The Carpet store

Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks?

Because they were Ionic.

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What type of carpet do you put in an igloo?

Burr-burr

What do you call it when a dog craps on your rug?

Carpet bombing.

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How does the captain know the aircraft is safely at the ramp?

Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.