What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between BMWs and porcupines?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

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What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

What's wet on the inside, hairy on the outside, starts with C and ends in T?

Coconut.

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside!

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What's a blind mans worst fear?

A prius

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside