What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's the difference between you and a calendar?

A calendar has a future...

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

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What's the difference between a porcupine and a Ferrarri?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

Darn!

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Which side of the chicken has more feathers?

The outside.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

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Very carefully

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

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