What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

How can you tell when a salesperson is lying?

His lips are moving.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

How do you stop your water from running?

Stop paying the bill.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why does a German always have the last laugh?

He has to wait for the verb.

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.

How many cops do you need to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black. Credit: donator on some stream said the joke and just wanted to share it.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Why did the black man have a heart attack?

Afrosclerosis

What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

What is something that can breakdance on the floor only once on their life?

A fish