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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight?

She wanted to get a dark tan.

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What did the baby say to its mom after breastfeeding?

Thanks for the mammaries!

What do your mom and Poland have in common?

A lot of countries have been inside her.

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What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream?

Sure, Bert!

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Why is gravity the weakest of the 4 fundamental forces?

Because it doesn't even lift.

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What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

What do you get when you spend all afternoon replying to your anonymous feedback on Corpell Anonymous Box?

Corpell tunnel syndrome

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call some soapy water on the floor?

Now you're just some bubbles that I used to blow.

Howdo you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.