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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why don't black people lay in the sun?

Because it's 92.96 million miles away.

What's Irish and lies around in the sun all day?

Patty O'Furniture.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between an airplane bathroom and your mom?

Your mom can fit 3 people inside her comfortably!

What did the mom say when she found out her son was going to be a evil spy?

Abort mission!

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did one bodybuilder ask the other?

How much do you whey bro

What is the question most frequently asked by a philosopher?

Would you like ketchup with your chips

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

How does gravity greet itself?

It just waves

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Where is the fire at?

The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What Is A Kiss?

Its An Inquiry At The Top Floor Regarding The Vacancy In The Ground Floor.