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Why is everything lying on the floor?

My mom asked Gravity, I replied.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

When he grow up, he will ask me, "Dad, did you name me after a planet?

And i will be like, "No:("

Gravity Jokes More Gravity Jokes

Why wasn't the man considered attractive?

The laws of gravity didn't apply to him.

Why don't astronauts take anything seriously?

They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What did the man reply to his friend that found a good paying job taking care of mentally challenged people?

Oh, so it has its ups and downs.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

Floor Jokes More Floor Jokes

What do you call two banana peels on the floor?

Slippers

What are you looking for buddy?

Normal day at the office, when one guy notices his coworker distraught. He goes over to his cubicle and sees him looking for something on the floor. They spend half an hour looking for it, when the guy starts picking his nose: