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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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Usain Bolt Jokes More Usain Bolt Jokes

What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Where are you and Mom going tonight?

Me: To meet with your teacher. 7: Oh, you don't need to. I already saw her today.

What's updog?

Mom: Just waking you up for school, dog, what's up wit u Dad (from hallway): OWNED

Runner Jokes More Runner Jokes

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.