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What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What do you call Usain Bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

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What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us.

How are neutrinos and i alike?

Were both constantly penetrating your mom

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in Olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What did Alan Rickman say as he stood over David Bowie's grave?

Mind if I Slytherin

Why couldn't the bike stand up?

It was too tired.