What do you call it when Usain Bolt is standing next to your mom?

A runner in scoring position.

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What is brown and runny?

Usain Bolt

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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Why do babies cry so much?

YOU'RE MOM.

Why am I getting my Christmas presents in August?

Her mom replies, "Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy."

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Why are most runners single?

At best they're ASICS.

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What do the Dallas Cowboys and the Rev. Billie Graham have in common?

Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"

What's blue, standing in the kitchen?

STFU, I can paint my wife any colour I want!