How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

To see how long he slept.

What's his name?

A man walks into a bedroom and sees a hot, naked woman lying face-down on the bed. Q: What's his name? A: Willie Turner Q: What's name? A: Betty Will

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

Why did the boy stop using his Sony, his Boombox, and his Bose Radio?

He stopped believing in stereotypes.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

What do you call a child that's good at digging?

A minor

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call a person who you had a one night stand with on Mars?

A solmate

What did the house turn into on the night of the full moon?

A Warehouse.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

What if it all goes wrong and they clone millions of John Lennons?

Imagine all the people..

What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"