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How do you stop millions of children from going to bed hungry every night?

Take away their beds...

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How can you shorten a bed?

Don't sleep long in it.

What does a Japanese chef shout in bed?

Ooo mami! (Umami)

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

Why did the liontamer stop using WinZip?

Because lions only understand.rars

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What lights up a football pitch at night?

A football match.......

What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Million Jokes More Million Jokes

How do you walk out of a Casino with $1 Million?

Walk in with $2 Million.

What did Star Trek teach millions of kids?

To boldly split infinitives!