Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Hospital Jokes More Hospital Jokes

What is the worst place to hide in a hospital?

The ICU (I-see-you!)

Why did the french geologist have to go to the hospital?

He had Gaul stones.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

Truck Jokes More Truck Jokes

How can you tell if a good ole boy from North Carolina is married?

There are tobacco spit stains on BOTH the doors of his truck.

How are monster trucks made?

ME: Son, when a monster and a truck love each oth- GF: glares ME: He's old enough for the facts, Jane

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What's the quickest way to make nine million dollars?

Date Simon Cowell.

What's the quickest way to a woman's heart?

The rib cage.

Bernard Jokes More Bernard Jokes

What dog do other dogs tell their problems to?

A complaint Bernard!

Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...