How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did one autumn leaf say to another?

I'm falling for you.

What is grey, very big and when it falls out of a tree the stove breaks?

The stove.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How is Batman different from a black man?

Batman can go in a store without Robin.

What does a white man never want to call a black man that starts with "N" and ends with "R"?

Neighbor" thanks bugz

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop an Armenian tank?

You shoot the guys pushing it.

What's the difference between a hipster and a fire hose?

It takes more than one hipster to push the black people out of a neighborhood.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What did the doughnut say to the cop?

Don't glaze me, bro

What do you call a cop who doesn't shoot innocent black people?

1. Acquitted 2. Fired, retired or expired