How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

How do you make a black man run faster?

Give him a white man's wallet.

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

Which family in Game Of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What is black, white, black, white...?

A nun falling down the stairs

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who were the participants?

Guy: ' The owner, the cop and me. '

Why did the black guy loose all his money?

Because a cop robbed him.