Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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What do you call a person who knows 3 languages?

Trilingual. What do you call a person who knows 2 languages Bilingual. What do you call a person who knows only one language American.

Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken Sedan.

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What is worse than finding 100 dead babies in a trash bin?

Finding 1 dead Baby in 100 trash bins.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

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Why is 11 afraid of 9?

Because ten, nine ate!

What do u call a lesbian with 9in fingers?

Well hung.

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Why do white girls always stay in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

What do white girls and web developers have in common?

Nobody ever compliments our back end

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Why was 10 afraid of 11?

Because Eleven has crazy superpowers.

What's DJ Khaled's favourite number?

11, Because it has another 1.

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How many Buzzfeed writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

13. Number 9 will shock you!

What does Tupac Shakur and Oceans 13 have in common?

They were both shot in Vegas!