They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.
Because they can make themselves dinner.
Two cannibals giving each other head
I hate tons of stuff.
They always pay in shingles.
L-mayo
They always turn out to be sub par.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
A redneck's trigger actually does something
They are too trigger-happy.