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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Why did the seismologist not have to pay for the damage caused by the earthquake?

It wasn't his fault.

What's the diffrence between a Chickpea and a Gorbanzo bean?

I woun't pay a 100 bucks for a Gorbanzo bean on my face.

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What do you call a grammatical rendezvous?

Accommadate I hate me for this..

Why did Karl Marx hate Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Shingle Jokes More Shingle Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

How do you know your house had chicken pox?

It has shingles.

Stripper Jokes More Stripper Jokes

What do giants and strippers have in common?

They both grind on bones to make their bread.

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

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