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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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How much did the Cubs pay the devil to win the World Series?

2016

How do you make a hormone?

Don't pay her.

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What day do soldiers hate the most?

March Fourth

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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Where do strippers go on holiday?

Poland

What do characters at Disney World and strippers have in common?

No touching!