Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What university department did the Fonz go do when he needed help paying his tuition?

Financial Ayyyyyyd I'll

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What is round and hates French people?

The World.

What's Cain's favorite genre of music?

Rock, I hear his brother hates it though.

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What did the hail storm say to the roof?

Hang onto your shingles this will be no ordinary sprinkles

Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Why did the stripper need more insurance?

She had little to no coverage.

What do you call a bachelor party without strippers?

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