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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

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Why should you pay scientists with $50 bills?

They're always looking for Grant money.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a garbanzo bean?

I wouldn't pay $100 to have a garbanzo bean on my face..... :D eh. Eh.?

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Why do electricians wear pants?

Because they hate shorts.

Why does the Vanu Sovereignty hate plastic bags?

They keep Terran.

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Why do strippers hate roofers?

They always pay in shingles.

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

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When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.

What do you call it when a stripper does charity work?

Pro work