Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Why did the kid with muscular dystrophy want to be an astronaut, a doctor, a lawyer, and a NASCAR driver when he grew up?

He had a lot of aspirations.

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How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

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What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

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What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.

Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "