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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

Why did the toilet want to start a rebellion?

Because he was a slave to the cistern!

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Why don't urologists hand out stickers their patients?

Because they are always telling them "You're in trouble"

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

What ghost is handy in the kitchen?

A recipe spook.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary?

Get married on his birthday.