Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Step one Step two Step three
Asks a commander. - Two soldiers step forward. - All right. I bought a piano. Take it to my apartment on the fourth floor.
Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?
Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.
Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
A chicken stepping on a landmine.