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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What is a crevice that is owned by someone and not allowed to be stepped into?

None of your abyss-ness

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

Have you heard the rumor going around about butter?

Never mind, I shouldn't spread it.

What happened to the girl who put too many deviating data into her box plot?

In the end her spread was so large she had to present it without any whiskers.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.