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What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the first step to throwing a space party?

You planet.

What steps should you take if you see a dangerous animal on your travels?

Very large ones.

Spread Jokes More Spread Jokes

What did Shakespeare spread on his toast?

Blue Sonnet

What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Landmine Jokes More Landmine Jokes

What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night?

A landmine.

What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.