What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.

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How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

What's the first rule of bug ownership?

Watch your step!

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What's the good word?

Legs. Spread the word.

Why do SJWs hate cannibals?

They're always man-spreading on their sandwiches.

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Why did the dog jump into the sea?

He wanted to chase the catfish!

What did the cow say when she jumped off a cliff?

Geronimoo!

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What does a feminist and a landmine have in common?

They explode when triggered.

What do you do if you step on a landmine?

Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.