What does a terrorist tell hes son?

Aim to the sky, maybe you'll shoot a plane.

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Hows your incontinence?

Depends.

Whats the longest running Canadian joke?

Terry Fox

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What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio?

Nah, I must stay.

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

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Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

Why is a shooting star better than a hamburger?

It's meteor.

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What did the terrorist say to the racist and the socialist?

We are the 2016 presidential candidate frontrunners. This is a joke take it that way

What did the terrorists say after blowing himself up before getting to his destination?

Too soon

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Where does Kanye West like to go with his son?

North West

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

What's the worst thing about a September harvest?

Finding a plane in your field.

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Why do gangsters turn their guns to the side?

So their hats are right side up when they go to aim.

What was the last thing that went through the Sandy Hook child's mind?

A bullet. I apologize if that joke was aimed for a younger audience. I love Sandy Hook jokes, they never get old. Just like those children.

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What do they tell people who flunk out of astronaut academy?

The sky's the limit for you".

What did the annoyed husband tell his wife after she saw elk falling from the sky?

Sigh* That's not elk... That's just reindeer.