Who does he shoot first?

The bystander with the camera.

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What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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How do you silence a group of women?

Bring out your camera.

How do you know that Keira Knightley doesn't exist?

Because the camera adds 10 pounds.