What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.

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What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

What's the difference between a sigh a car and a monkey?

A sigh is oh dear. A car is too dear. A monkey is you dear.

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How long have we had that pillow?

Wife: No idea Memory foam pillow: Two years, five months and two days

Who did Alaska vote for?

Berrrnie Sanders H/T: wife

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Why are shopaholics in the UK generally very skinny?

Because they are always losing pounds.

What's the most important meal of the day to help you lose pounds?

Brexit

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

What's the difference between a wife and a mistress?

About fifty pounds.