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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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Carpet Jokes More Carpet Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

Underlay

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What does 9/11 and owning CP have in common?

The government will watch you for the next 15+ years

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Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement

What the Girlfriend, the Mistress and the Wife say Girlfriend: Are you done already?

Mistress: Are you done yet Wife: Beige... I think I'll paint the ceiling beige...