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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

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What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?

He wanted to see the floor show!

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Why was Jared Fogle upset?

Because he was sentenced to over 15 years in prison.

How many OU (University of Oklahoma) coaches does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They aren't about to change a bulb when flipping a switch has worked for 15 years.

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What did the carpet enthusiast say to his mistress?

I haven't had hard wood in 15 years.

Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress?

She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement