What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

Underlay! Underlay!

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Where did they hang Speedy Gonzalez?

At the pico de gallows.

What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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