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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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Why when you spill red wine on a carpet do you take the stain out with white wine?

Because more alcohol is the solution to all problems.

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

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What did the Mexican put under his carpet?

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What piece of bedding can also be known as a Mexican blanket?

The underlay! underlay!

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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