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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What do you call a Pixar film about Carpets?

A Rug's Life.

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A carpet.

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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What do Mexican's put under their carpet?

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What does Speedy Gonzalez keep under his carpet?

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